fake films meme - month of may - asked by itookhercastle

Working together, Keith Davies (Alfie Allen) and Darren Taylor (Arthur Darvill) could be the next big music sensation as the british indie rock duo The Black Heart. They have already taken the UK by storm with their debut album, but their agent feels it’s time to aim higher and ships them off to America, starting with a 4-week retreat in New York City to work on a b-side album alongside english expat Karen Evans (Michelle Dockery), a recently promoted executive for their record label who has made her personal mission to be in charge of the two young lads. All she has to do is help them settle and make sure they record at least 12 tracks and get ready for a US tour. How hard can it be to babysit two 20-something year olds from the old country, after all? Soon Karen will find that their talent comes with a cost, as it becomes clear their explosive personalities aren’t complementary at all and a heated discussion breaks the duo soon after they land in the new country. As up-for-anything party man Keith decides to take over Manhattan’s clubs with the label’s credit card and somewhat quieter Darren makes sure to explore all of Williamsburg’s bars looking for inspiration in the local bands, girls and pot, Karen realizes she might be in for a unique month of may. 

fake films meme - london calling - asked by bilius

When Kelly Scott (Rose Leslie) left her parent’s religious home in Scotland to pursue a bachelor degree in London, she thought things would go very differently. She would major in History and Psychology and go back to teach at her neighborhood school - that had always been the plan, anyway. But things make an unexpected turn when she decides to take a Woman’s Studies class with Professor Julie Campbell (Hayley Atwell), or Juls, as she instructs her students to call her, which comes easily considering their classes take place in afternoon picnics by the playground, or being fueled by rounds of tequila shots at the last shift of a whorehouse. At first, Kelly is taken aback and decides to quit the class, but when another student, opinionated LGBTQ rights activist Anna Forbes (Angel Coulby), challenges her in public, Kelly takes it personally. Soon she realizes there is a lesson in every apparently crazy activity their teacher presents them with - the mothers they have watched by the playground are no different than the prostitutes they met at night, for instance - and Kelly realizes she might actually discover things about herself she had never suspected before. But she wonders just how much of the class she can blame for the feelings she is starting to get around Anna.

fake films meme - up from below - asked by bilius

In an unplanned last minute decision that is unlikely anything the pragmatic and organized Sophia Patel (Hannah Simone) has ever done in her life, she decides to move from London to New York City to accept a job as an editor for a fashion magazine. Her first moments in Manhattan seem fresh out of a Hollywood movie, but when her savings get somehow held on a bank transaction and she can’t find a way to afford her trendy loft in the Meatpacking District, she realizes she’ll have to struggle if she wants to succeed at the first spontaneous thing she has ever done - and as all of her friends and family back in England cannot wait to tell her “told you so”, it is now a matter of honor. Sophia’s only choice is to get real, but real girls don’t get glamorous jobs in the fashion world, so she decides to keep her rented bedroom in Queens and her daily subway rides a secret from her classy magazine colleagues. At her building with a nonexistent landlord and lots of things in need of fixing, she meets neighbor Dixon Jones (Aldis Hodge), a graphic artist who can see art in every empty wall of the Big Apple - no matter how high it is - and who shows her an entire different side of the city she is slowly falling in love with. But how long can she keep her double life - and how long does she even want to? 

fake films meme - shadowplay - asked by penguin-of-doom

Katie Brown (Karen Gillan) is a private detective whose ideal job would be getting to the bottom of the nasty business of big corporations and leaking the truth to the public - but she has bills to pay, and after a few years on the job, she develops a knack for catching cheating husbands. Or at least that’s what all the socialites queueing up at her office seem to think, and they’re generous with their checks. When she decides to take her last job - for the 15th time - and starts pursuing the CEO of a big media company in Edinburgh to find out if he is having an affair with his secretary, her path crosses Alex Clarke’s (Kit Harington) way - another private detective and part-time hacker hired by the CEO himself to spy on Katie’s client. Despite establishing ground rules so both can get their job done - not without some explosive banter (“he is not even Scottish”) -, their paths seem to be joining a little too often, and Katie and Alex start wondering if they aren’t the ones being played this time. 

fake films meme - on the run - asked by anon

Julia (Oona Chaplin) and Adrienne (Rashida Jones) have been partners at the CIA for the past four years. Together, they’re one of the best assets the agency has - until someone from the inside sets them up as double spies. When Julia - a highly explosive gun expert who’s just as dangerous with a revolver as she is trying to extract information from you during a dinner party - is taken under custody by the agency to explain sketchy transactions she never made, Adrienne  - a martial arts specialist and professional dancer who could overpower a man thrice her size in heels without breaking a sweat - puts their contingency plan in motion to rescue her partner, infringing about thirty federal laws and making both of them fugitives. Going undercover to find out who wants to destroy their careers and clear their names, Julia and Adrienne find their only hope might be trusting ex-agent turned grifter Janine (Freida Pinto), who seems to have been a victim of a similar set-up, and who happens to be Adrienne’s ex-girlfriend. But as they search for their common enemy, they find out jealously is not a good company when you’re running for your life. 

fake films meme - 20something - asked by anon 

Lena Thompson (Karen Gillan) and Tish Julians (Antonia Thomas) have been best friends since they met in their freshman year of University of Bristol. After five years of sharing classes, parties, pop culture obsessions and late-night visits to the 24 hours Burger King after Arrested Development marathons fueled by red wine, they decide to take the next step and share an apartment in London, as both of them decide to make it in the big city. As an inexperienced reporter for a music magazine, Tish starts covering gigs with photographer Matt Boyler (Richard Madden), a cranky pessimistic Oxford drop-out who seems a little too frustrated with his own failed musical career. Meanwhile, Lena looks for her big break as a theater actress by going to every audition she can find while trying to live on her savings - but being out of her parents’ place for the first time, it takes her a while to figure out her budget limits. When tension builds up outside and inside their flat, both girls realize that embarking adult life might be a little more complicated than they thought - and that, if they’re not careful, it could jeopardize their friendship. 

She can’t lead an attack. You’re a woman!
You’re the one in skirts. 

A sweet poison, yes, but it will kill you all the same.

Things can change quickly in the game of thrones.